Possible Oscar

SURREY, British Columbia – Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger was sentenced Thursday to a year without driving and fined $588 for a drunken driving conviction. — Full story

Thank you, Chad, for the sincere compliment you pay us by adding a bit of truth to our satirical lyrics. And for those of you in the audience unfamiliar with our song “How We Recycle (Same Song),” take a listen (particularly to the chorus):