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Possible Oscar is about entertainment, and there is no better way to experience our magnificent entertainment than to watch us doing stuff or listen to us doing stuff or read us doing, er, read things we’ve written while listening to us do stuff. Can you handle that much entertainment? Good, you’re in the right place.

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02/28/2012 — Audio  •  Get Our Geek On

A song nearly three years in the making — which is close to Possible Oscar’s last appearance on the FuMP — the Loggins and Messina of Minneapolis strike again. Although the gestation period was slow, we hope it was worth the wait. Played a few times live, this is the first [...]

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02/28/2012 — Lyrics  •  Get Our Geek On

[spoken] I had a really nice time with you tonight I hope you enjoyed that candlelit dinner at the International House of Pancakes The night’s still young… What do you say you come over to my place I got cable… I heard there’s a BSG marathon on SyFy Make yourself at home and have a seat in my captain’s chair I bought it [...]

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02/22/2011 — Lyrics  •  Scrollin’

Alright partner…keep on scrollin’ baby You know what line it is (scroll yo page up) (ladies and gentlemen) Microsoft Word Keep on scrollin’ baby Zoom in now zoom out Page up now page down Backspace backspace Tell me what you’re gonna do now Paste in now cut out Page up now page down Backspace backspace Tell me what you’re gonna do now Keep scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ (what?) Keep scrollin’ [...]

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02/22/2011 — Audio  •  Scrollin’

If you had mad skills in Microsoft Word, you’d brag about them too. This parody of a Limp Bizkit song — I know, I know; but we put our own slant on the music that we think you’ll find more palatable — is written from the perspective of an office Word superstar. Fun Fact: all [...]

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07/21/2010 — Lyrics  •  If I Had a Rocket Launcher

By Possible Oscar and Insane Ian If I had a rocket launcher (If I had a rocket launcher) Well, I’d pwn me some n00bs (I would pwn me some n00bs) And if I had a rocket launcher (If I had a rocket launcher) I’d pwn n00bs universally in games (Not just in Halo or in Call of Duty) And if [...]

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07/21/2010 — Lyrics  •  Take Back The Music

By Sudden Death featuring Possible Oscar Change is the only thing that stays the same It seems strange, but you couldn’t avoid it when it came Ask Valerie Plame, it really can suck But chase it and embrace it, you can make your own luck Gettin’ stuck in the past is no way to last And the guys [...]

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07/21/2010 — Lyrics  •  Dead Again

This is a cover of a song written by Tom Smith. Rocket launcher, rail gun, BFG Nine Thousand One, Never saw it coming and I never had a chance. Bad enough being dead, Sub Zero pulled off my head, Master Chief is doing his victory dance. Lost Asia in Risk, Diablo burnt me to a crisp, Even though I had the [...]

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07/21/2010 — Lyrics  •  Wolverine (Don’t Stop Readin’)

Your story was teased in Hulk 180 Then 181 your tale had begun Those big hairy arms, you can’t be harmed Smoke cigars, you’re short on charm Adamantium claws and skeleton Named Logan, Canadian Your secret past, you have no clue The best that there is at what you do Don’t let your rage grow high Wolverine, Wolverine You joined with a team, Giant-Size X-men [...]

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07/21/2010 — Lyrics  •  How We Recycle

Time to write another hit song We have a formula for tune creation Chord progression from the last song Some lyrics vaguely ’bout a bad relation- Ship, this is how we recycle This is how we recycle Every song that we make This is how we recycle Every song that we make Same song, same sound Resembles every song that we’ve put out Why bother trying [...]

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07/21/2010 — Lyrics  •  Rock Is FTW!

Finally your boss gave you that raise Celebrate at Nye’s Polonaise Buying drinks for the house until 10pm But now you got to go to work early That’s not the way it should be (no no!) All the action is at the bar singing drunk karaoke Because… Work is for the weak, Rock is for the win! Rockin’ through the week, rockin’ while [...]