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Scrollin’

A parody of “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” by Limp Bizkit

Alright partner…keep on scrollin’ baby
You know what line it is
(scroll yo page up)

(ladies and gentlemen)
Microsoft Word
Keep on scrollin’ baby

Zoom in now zoom out
Page up now page down
Backspace backspace
Tell me what you’re gonna do now

Paste in now cut out
Page up now page down
Backspace backspace
Tell me what you’re gonna do now

Keep scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ (what?)
Keep scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ (come on!)
Keep scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ (yeah!)
Keep scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’

Now I know y’all be lovin this doc right here
C-L-I-P P-Y is too near
People send me files with the words everywhere
Cause they don’t care for style and flair
One two three format numbered list
Tab stops every sixth and every eight of an inch
The Elements of Style, punk
Strunk this file up
And back this doc up
Before you mess this text up
(scroll yo page up)

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Page up now page down
Backspace backspace
Tell me what you’re gonna do now

Paste in now cut out
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Backspace backspace
Tell me what you’re gonna do now

Keep scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ (x4)

You wanna mess my formatting (yeah!)
You can’t mess with my formatting (why?)
Because I double-space (when?)
Every page and paragraph (oh.)
See this editing thing right right here? (uhuh.)
Well I’m doin it all the time (wha?)
So you better get some better fonts
And uh, make some better styles (doh!)

I’m not a lightweight
My work is not late
Office 97 never payin’ for an update
Keyboard shortcuts
Never need a mouse hand
High demand
Not a drop from the sweat gland
(scroll yo page up)
Zoom in now zoom out
Page up now page down
Backspace backspace
Tell me what you’re gonna do now

Paste in now cut out
Page up now page down
Backspace backspace
Tell me what you’re gonna do now

Keep scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ (x4)

Spell checking, typesetting
And the data displayed in a chart
All the columns, all the gutters
And the headers and corresponding footers
Tab stoppin, large tables
And the margins large enough for staples
Sheet cover, page numbers
And all the text is double justified

Zoom in now zoom out
Page up now page down
Backspace backspace
Tell me what you’re gonna do now

Paste in now cut out
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Backspace backspace
Tell me what you’re gonna do now

Keep scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ scrollin’ (x4)