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Hayden Christensen

A parody of “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger

Hayden Christensen you’re in Star Wars
And you try the dark side of the force
To save, Padme

Jedi council will grant you a seat
But not the rank of master that you seek
To be, you plead

You’re murdering
Jedi by the bunch
There’s no time for a lunch
They should have had a hunch

Palpatine’s a dark lord of the Sith
He says his power will fulfill your wish
To save, Padme

Hayden Christensen on Mustafar
Battle sword to sword with Obi-Wan
In turn, you burn

You’re murdering
Sand People at night
Their heads roll side to side
They took your mother’s life

You’re murdering
Separatist in stride
The dark side is your guide
You’re rage will not subside

You’re murdering
Jedi by the bunch
There’s no time for a lunch
They should have had a hunch

You’re murdering
Jedi far and wide
The dark side is your guide
You’re rage will not subside

Hayden Christensen you’re in Star Wars
And you try the dark side of the force
To save, Padme
But you’re murdering
Yeah (hold), murdering